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5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
12 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 5,939 notes

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

rush-n-mule:

makeitearlgrey:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam

2. clearly the force extended his kick

3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl

The force kick is a headcanon tho

12 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 126,848 notes

pigfarts-is-real:

12 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 258,479 notes

jaclcfrost:

do u know how hard it is to love a character that’s an asshole on a regular basis knowing that they’re an asshole and they’ve done asshole things but whenever u look at them u are just like. wow. u asshole. i love u. but u. are an asshole

12 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 20,071 notes

initiala:

Natasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Russian Spy, Assassian, Matchmaker

Okay what I love most about this is Nat knows his neighbors.

(okay I love everything about this, especially Natasha continuing this conversation like they totally just didn’t jump out of a plane and murder/incapacitate twelve people, but we’ll focus on one thing in particular)

It’s really fueling my headcanon that Natasha just comes over and bothers Steve when she’s bored sometimes. She just comes in through the window sometimes, picks the lock when Steve isn’t home and rearranges his furniture (“The harmony of the room was off-balance” “That is a load of bullshit” “Have you gone undercover as a New Age specialist? No? Shut up. Harmony”), replaces his healthy food with microwave dinners. Things like that. Natasha is a world-class troll.

But she has cased his neighbors. She’s watching his back, making sure he’s in a good neighborhood, that he’s got a safe space to come home to.

STEVE PROTECTS HER ON THE FRONT LINES, SHE PROTECTS HIM ON THE HOME FRONT

12 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 33,249 notes

solemn-cas:

Gabriel: Then and Now (5x08 and 5x19 // 9x18)
12 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 685 notes

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

12 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 32,881 notes

koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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12 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 91,386 notes

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

12 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 588,313 notes